Dating Tips

Funny DJ jokes: "Why did the DJ go to the doctor? He had a sick beat." "How does a DJ pay his bills? With a sound check." "Why was the DJ a bad fisherman? He always dropped the bass."

Funny owl jokes: "What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl." "Why don't owls study for tests? They prefer to wing it." "What do you call a magical owl? Whoo-dini."

Funny you're so dumb jokes: "You're so dumb, you tripped over a wireless internet connection." "You're so dumb, you tried to climb Mountain Dew." "You're so dumb, you thought a quarterback was a refund."

Funny basketball jokes: "What's a basketball player's least favorite fast food? In-N-Out Burger." "Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball." "Why are basketball players messy eaters? They're always dribbling."

Funny monkey jokes: "What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!" "What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!" "What do you call a monkey with a wand? Hairy Potter!"

Funny turtle jokes: "Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station." "What do you call a turtle who tries to beat a rabbit in a race? Optimistic." "What do you call a turtle who takes up photography? A snapping turtle."

Funny flower jokes: "What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud, when do you open?" "Why was the flower a good cheerleader? It always rooted for its team." "Why was the flower a great mathematician? It could tell you the square root of anything."

Funny Taylor Swift jokes: "Why did Taylor Swift break up with the calendar? It had too many dates." "Why did Taylor Swift go to art class? To learn how to draw a blank space." "How does Taylor Swift keep warm in the winter? By burning all her old love letters."

Funny corn jokes: "What do you call a corn's father? Pop corn!" "Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn has ears!" "What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel."

Funny car jokes: "Why did the car break up with the GPS? It was tired of being told where to go." "Why did the car apply for a new job? It wanted to shift gears." "What's a car's favorite game? Fuel-in-the-blank."