The Match Lab

Dating Tips

Breaking down the psychology of dating and the science of attraction.

We conduct research to uncover new dating tips that actually work. Read our blog posts here to learn about our findings and discover a smarter way to date.

Dating Tips
Funny ginger jokes: "What do you call a ginger at a party? The punchline." "What's a ginger's favorite drink? A ginger ale." "What do you call a ginger who loves sunbathing? A risk-taker."
Dirty yo mama jokes: "Yo mama is so hot, I’d do her in the bottom of a landfill." "Yo mama's butt is so delicious, it earned itself three Michelin stars." "Yo mama is so hot, she can make a cactus thirsty."
Funny shark jokes: "Why don't sharks like fast food? Because they can't catch it!" "What do sharks order at McDonald's? A quarter flounder with cheese!" "What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!" "What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!"
Funny fish jokes: "Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!" "How do fish get high? Seaweed!" "Why do the richest fish always get caught? They have a high net worth!" "Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!"
Funny yo mama jokes for kids: "Yo mama is so bad at gardening, even weeds refuse to grow in her yard." "Yo mama is so slow, she came second in a one-person race." "Yo mama is so bad at technology, she thinks a hard drive is a long road trip."
Funny Little Johnny jokes: "Little Johnny's teacher asks, "If I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other hand, what do I have?" Little Johnny answers, "A drinking problem." "Little Johnny is asked by his teacher, "Johnny, why is your cat at school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p***y when the kids leave for school today!'"
Funny deez nuts jokes: "What’s a squirrel’s favorite way to get injured? By busting deez nuts!" "Why didn’t the nut go to Dunkin Donuts? He’d rather be Dunkin Deez Nuts!"
Best questions to ask your boyfriend: from deep questions, to spicy questions, to fun and juicy ones. "How do you define true love?" "What's a secret fantasy of yours?"
Best questions to ask your girlfriend: from deep questions, to juicy questions, to fun and romantic ones. "How do you define love?" "What's a secret fantasy of yours?"
Flirty questions to ask a guy: "How would you describe your perfect kiss?" "What's your favorite way to be seduced?" "What's something you've always wanted in a relationship but never had?"