Dating Tips

Funny December jokes: "How many seconds are there in December? One: December 2nd." "Where does December come before November? In the dictionary." "Why can’t snowmen lose their temper? They’ll have a meltdown."

Funny September jokes: "How many seconds are there in September? One: September 2nd." "Why is September so good at math? Every day, it subtracts a few degrees from yesterday’s temperature." "What did December say to September? "I bring white Christmases, you just bring back-to-school blues."

Funny October jokes: "How many seconds are there in October? One: October 2nd." "What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music." "Why do birds fly south in October? Because walking takes too long."

Funny August jokes: "How many seconds are there in August? One: August 2nd." "Where does August come before July? In the dictionary." "What type of conditioner goes best with shampoo in August? Air conditioner."

Funny 4th of July jokes: "What's red, white, blue, and green? A seasick Uncle Sam." "What's the best tea to drink on the 4th of July? Liber-tea." "Why did the duck say "bang" on the 4th of July? Because it was a firequacker."

Funny July jokes: "Why did July break up with June? It needed to declare its independence." "How many seconds are there in July? One: July 2nd." "Where does August come before July? In the dictionary."

Funny June jokes: "Where does June come before May? In the dictionary." "How many seconds are there in June? One: June 2nd." "Why is June just like a right angle? Because it's often 90 degrees."

Funny May jokes: "What does May steep its tea in? Spring water." "What’s May’s favorite type of music? Heavy petal." "What’s May’s favorite type of investment? Seed funds."

Funny April jokes: "Why didn’t April showers bring May flowers this year? They forgot the address." "Why did April refuse to play cards? It was afraid of raining on everyone's parade." "How does April break up with winter? It says, "It’s not me, it’s May."

Funny March jokes: "How do you know March is feeling happy? There’s a little spring in its step." "Why did March have an identity crisis? It couldn’t decide whether it’s winter or spring." "Why did March go to therapy? To deal with its mood swings."